You don’t fool me, Mr. You’ve Been Pre-Approved For An American Excess Platinum Card Junk Mail Envelope. What does that even mean? I’ve been approved because I have a street address? I’m approved because you think I might be dumb enough to make use of a credit card that dings me for 74.99% interest on all purchases? Got news for you, bud. Congratulations! You’ve been pre-approved to kiss my backside and formally make the acquaintance of my friend, Mr. Paper Shredder.
January 1, 2009...9:02 pm
Today’s Rant
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